101 Excuses for Not Going to the Gym, Starting with Monday

Monday: My legs are still sore from dance class on Saturday. Better rest them.
Tuesday: I'm going to a seminar tonite. It's for my career!
Wednesday: I really need to work on my monologue tonite. And I have to have Chinese!
Thursday: My aunt died. Damn it, I'll cry on the treadmill and everyone will stare.
Friday: Caved in and had a beer at happy hour. Then I needed to eat at French restaurant desperately.
Saturday: I'm going to dance class instead!