They must think I'm a porn star

Shall I really dispel this myth to the public? If you know me, you might Google me, but please know, I was never a porn star. Yes, I was a cheerleader and I wore those short skirts, even on national tv (thanks, Conan), but I have never, no never, done adult film! Yes ... there is a porn star that used to go by my name. She now uses another name. I thought she used to come up on imdb, but today, I didn't see her. Her film titles are hilarious. Yeah. NOT ME! She is MUCH OLDER! I have GOT to get that SAG card! Hmph!

Suddenly, I'm remembering a high school teacher that used to call my name in class playfully, saying it was such an actress' name! I wonder ... !!!