What's My Secret?

I use the handicapped bathroom stall at work. I like the way it's so much bigger than my bathroom at home. Sometimes I just sit there, reveling in the space. There isn't anyone in our company who actually needs it, so there! And, in a way, it's disabling for me to use my small bathroom at home. Small spaces can be quite dangerous. You're always hitting your funny bone. Dropping things from your etagere into the toilet and having to fish them out. Ewww!