Hey, Broadway: Ripped Not Required!

I've seen two straight plays recently where there were shirtless actors. And both times the guys looked like body builders when the roles didn't call for it. Honestly, it wasn't a turn-on. It was distracting! This isn't film, this is theater! And it really isn't necessary, guys. Please. Let's not set this ridiculous standard, hmmm? Theater should mirror life, and that's not the reflection we see! I won't begrudge you being in shape, but take it easy, right?! Here's a challenge: Find someone who's sexy from the inside, ala the cast of Six Feet Under!