Pulling a Marilyn

Am I typical? My idol from late middle school through high school was Marilyn Monroe. I even dyed my hair blonde. And copied her signature expressions such as "Thank you ever so!". I was bored, what can I say?

But the other day, without trying, I pulled a Marilyn. Right before my audition for a play adapted from a lesbian pulp novel, no less, the strap to my dress broke! And, as it was a sundress, I was sans underclothing! My friend suggested I try the ladies dressing room for a safety pin. As I was scouring the floor, a girl asked me what I was doing. I told her, and, since I was auditioning before her, she gave me the safety pin holding tighter HER OWN straps for me to use. After my audition, I promptly pinned her back up! Wasn't that nice?! We were probably even going for the same part! Who says this business is so cut throat?!